all new BOOMSTICK!
“all new BOOMSTICK!” by metalspud
“The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line.
You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.”