Words of Wisdom

“Words of Wisdom” by Kg07

A colorful collection of memorable lines from Dungeon Crawler Carl:
• “GODDAMNIT DONUT”
• “MANA TOAST. THIS IS TOAST. IT REFILLS YOUR MANA”
• “THEY WILL NOT BREAK ME”
• “WHY WOULD A STRIPPER LIE TO ME?”
• “I AM YELLING, CARL!”
• “MONGO IS APPALLED”
• “DID WE REALLY JUST START A METH WAR BETWEEN THE GOBLINS AND THE LLAMAS?”
• “HI ZEV! GLURP GLURP”
• “DON’T SLUT SHAME ME! IWKYM”
• “NEW ACHIEVEMENT! WHY AREN’T YOU WEARING PANTS?”
• “THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!”
• “DON’T GASLIGHT ME, JESUS”
• “MAMA NEEDS A NIGHT OFF, CARL”