“Baconeers” by Blueswade

Long lost in the lore of Indiana is the tale of the dread pirate, Swanson. He sailed the plains of wheat and corn, a privateer in search of contraband breakfast meats. His cry of “bring me all your bacon & eggs” could often be heard on the Summer wind, driving the frightened peasantry to hide their livestock.

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