Full Metal Trainer

“Full Metal Trainer” by Dan Radcliffe aka spacemonkeydr

To be the best, you gotta be tough, you gotta train hard, and you gotta catch ’em all! So start by repeating this chant:
These are my Pokémon.
There are many like them, but these ones are mine.
My Pokémon are my best friends. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life.
My Pokémon, without me, are useless. Without my Pokémon, I am useless. I must train my Pokémon well. I must train harder than my opponent who is trying to defeat me. I must beat him before he beats me. I will…