I’m on a Sandworm

“I’m on a Sandworm” by Tom Kurzanski

Hello, ladies, look at your Fremen, now back to me, now back at your Fremen, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to The Spice, he could smell like he’s been to Arrakis. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a Sandworm with the man your Fremen could smell like. Whats in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your Fremen smells like The Spice and not a lady. I’m on a Sandworm.

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