“Biff’s” by Shirtoid
Inspired by Back to the Future II.
“The Luckiest Man on Earth” my ass! Biff Tannen is a jerk. After the Biff from the future went back in time and gave his younger self the Gray’s Sports Almanac, young Biff built that cesspool of a casino — Biff Tannen’s Pleasure Paradise. His so-called luck didn’t exactly translate to big winnings for me. Needless to say, I won’t be going back to Biff’s.