Critical Danger

“Critical Danger” by Paul Simic

What’s your saving throw vs. not buying this tee shirt? Roll. {rolls 2} HA! By Gygax, now you have to buy it! …When are the chicken wings getting here, Steve? And did everyone pitch in? I’m looking at you half-orc in the corner with the “Rollin on 20s” tee.

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