You’re Fired

“You’re Fired” by Randyotter

I’m sorry Jeff, you’re just not cut out to manage this branch.

We’re expecting a lot of growth this quarter and we’re looking for someone with a broad canopy of experience. We are impressed by the solid trunk of your background, and even though it sounds sappy the work you’ve done aboard has been impressive. Still, we’re just not seeing a future for you here. Plus you’re on fire. We just can’t have that.