The Night Without Wifi
“The Night Without Wifi” by midgerock
A MODERN CLASSIC OF TERROR AND SUSPENSE!
Hear the screaming when there’s no more streaming!
You know all the classic horror movie tropes. Ingenue ventures down the stairs alone. Our hero goes into the woods and wanders off the path. The signal is coming from inside the house! Only, in this case, it ISN’T! The signal doesn’t exist at all. What are we going to do? We might actually have to play cards or get an old-fashioned paper book off one of our shelves, dangit. Let’s go on Facebook and see if anybody else… ooh. Well, luckily, we thought ahead about stocking up on food for the apocalypse; we have this site saved that… ooh. This is just going to be easier if we go outside, isn’t it? Especially because maybe we can then go somewhere with free wi-fi.
A t-shirt of terror, suspense, and reloading! This black 100% cotton tee features a classic pulp horror cover entitled “The Night Without Wifi.”