Cold Slither

This G.I. Joe shirt shows the awful heavy metal band Cold Slither, which was made up of Zartan and the Dreadnoks. Cold Slither’s mission was the same as any other metal band: To corrupt the minds of all those who listen to their music. Released five years before the Parental Advisory sticker, Cold Slither’s music was easily accessible to children. And, who could blame them for listening with amazing lyrics like these: “We’re tired of words/We’ve heard it before/We’re not gonna play the game no more/Don’t tell us what’s right, don’t tell us what’s wrong/Too late to resist, ’cause Cobra is strong”?