Deadpool Mercenary Academy
We’re just going to put this out there: you do not want Deadpool as your teacher / mentor / figure of authority of any type. You do not come pre-equipped with healing factor to fix yourself when things go wrong. Which they’re going to. You’ve met Deadpool, right? Plus, you’d be covered with pouches and weapons by the time he’s done with you. And instead of heading off campus to pick up some Mexican food when you’re drunk, that scenario would actually be the syllabus of a class required for graduation.
“1991 / Wade Wilson’s Mercenary Academy / In chimichangas we trust” printed in a distressed red ink on the front of this black.