Late Night Snack
“Late Night Snack” by Josh Mirman
A real man’s role model is another real man! A real likes meat for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and for the three meat-related snacks inbetween. A real man knows that if steak is unavailable, you get all the bacon you possibly can. A real man can have a barbeque and do whatever he wants with the guest of honor. A real man’s guest of honor is the meat that he shall eat later!
A real man should have his own talk show. A real man’s show would be on late at night as to not offend those non-real men!