Missing!!!

“Missing!!!” by Julian Glander aka secretly robots

My bike was stolen from my front lawn last week. It is a one-speed bike with a skull flag and a lightning bolt on it. The lightning bolt and flag may have been removed. This bike was brand new from the store. NO REWARD. I don’t even want this bike back. I just made these flyers to tell you that I hate you, Bike Thief. I hope you ride my bike without a helmet and get hit by a monster truck. I hope my bike takes you straight to hell.

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