“Zombie Love” by BeastPop
Something’s been bugging me, and I really need to know the answer: can a zombie love you with all of his heart? It’s just that, the other day I shot a zombie directly in the heart with a .357 hollow-point and he still kept trying to hug me! Just kept shambling forward with arms outstretched and a sweet smile on what was left of his face. He didn’t stop until I blasted his brains out. So I gotta wonder… does that mean zombies love with their brains instead of their hearts?