I hate the way pizza looks in cartoons. When you pull a slice out of the pie, the cheese oozes off like emulsified pudding and drips all over the place, and if that dough is fully cooked then I am a monkey’s uncle. Well, the cleverly named Minion Ike Motta shares my dissatisfaction with fictional food (indeed with all fictional depictions!) and has re-imagined our Saturday morning memories with a bit more realism. However, in the process, he’s also made those memories a bit less… radical.