“Goatsplosion” by Crazy Vee
Remember when Goatsplosion toured and you were there? Remember when that goat came up from the floor like in Jurassic Park, only it exploded instead of getting eaten by a T-Rex? Remember when that lady in the audience did get eaten by a T-Rex? None of this happened, of course, because I made it all up, including the band, but now you can commemorate my lies with this incredible Goatsplosion tour shirt.