If You Die

“If You Die” by Randyotter

“If you die I will eat you.”

Let’s not get clingy about this thing we’ve got.

Look, human. I get it. You’re into me. But from my point of view… well, don’t think I don’t like you. I wouldn’t be marking you with my scent if I didn’t like you. But this is really a relationship about needs, you know? I need someone to open the cans and bags. I need someone to be able to provide a mattress. I need petting and skritches sometimes. But this isn’t something cosmic and eternal, okay? Don’t be clingy.

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