Interesting

Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting:

Curse: “May you live in interesting times.” (Translation: “We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve.”)
Not-A-Lie: “That’s an interesting hair color.” (Translation: “Did you dip your head in sewage?”)
Not-An-HR-Nightmare: “What an interesting dress!” (Translation: “Where’s the rest of it?”)
Impending Disaster: “It’s certainly an interesting problem.” (Translation: “We have no clue how to fix it.”)

in•ter•es•ting:
1. capable of holding one’s attention.
2. arousing a feeling of interest.
3. oh God, oh God, we’re all going to die.