“It’s Morty!” by Josh Mirman
Oh jeez, Rick! It’s your grandson, and probably best friend! Why do you always gotta use him like nothing more than a human shield? He just wants to go on an adventure with his super-genius, and surly, Grandpa. This shirt showcases young Morty Smith, from Adult Swim’s Rick and Morty, as a calligram typography. It includes words, phrases, and names to describe him.
Perhaps this will impress Jessica?