Daakusaido (aka Dark Side)

The Backstroke of the West

In today’s lesson, subtitlers for Japanese bootleg DVDs will learn how to make English nouns plural.
In order to make an object plural, add “ses.” For instance:
I hope that these dreamses really can’t become.
If the word already ends in “s,” add “eses” to make it plural. Some example sentenceses:
I had enough of these politicseses.
Send these troopseses only.
This helpful grammar tip brought to you by some elephants and the Presbyterian Church.

A Stormtrooper and Darth Vader on a red cotton t-shirt with the Japanese “Daakusaido” (aka Dark Side) vertically. This shirt is slightly more fitted than our normal shirts. Note: the print is distressed and the fabric is extra soft for a vintage feel.