Hummingnerd

“Hummingnerd” by Glarkware

What creature…

…has a brain so big and juicy it represents 4.2% of its body weight?
…has no sense of smell (which may sometimes allow it to go days without bathing)?
…is notorious for its weak and underused feet?
…spends most of its life perching in front of a computer screen?
…clicks its mouse about seventy times per second?

Why, it’s the North American Hummingnerd, of course! And the ones you know could, let’s face it, probably use a change of shirt.